Because I Am Ready For My Close-Up, Mr. DeMille
by Amalah
Don’t forget, we’re spreading out the questiony goodness this week, so each question will be its very! own! entry! Yesterday’s question can be found here, while tomorrow’s question only exists IN THE FUTURE, like, whoa, man. WHOA. Dear Amalah, First of all, the baby of yours is divine. Second, I have a problem. Either my [...]
Haunted by frugal ghosts. (Best Halloween Cookies & Crafts)
Before we begin, I think it’s important in the name of transparency after Monday’s post, for you to know I have managed to steer my daughter away from ‘Gothic Child Prostitute‘ (as a related aside, Gothic Lolitas are all the rage in Japan. Thanks for the link, Mary.). Madison is now interested in being a [...]
Because Nobody Likes a Faker
by Amalah
We’re doing something a little different this week for a variety of rather boring reasons (but mostly to accomodate for my spectacular laziness), and spreading the questions out over a few days instead of posting one massive novel-like column on Wednesdays. And yeah, I KNOW, it’s the Wednesday Advice Smackdown, but back in the old [...]
Add to the list of things that make this mortal body worth the pain
A few weeks ago my husband and I attended a live show for the first time in several months, that of singer/songwriter Andrew Bird whose performance nearly knocked us out of our shoes, our shoes that were bought on sale because we spent the rest of our money on a babysitter. And drinks at the [...]
Sometimes even I can’t believe how cheap I am. (Halloween: Best DIY Costume Ideas)
When I was pregnant with my daughter along with planning her bedroom and hoping for a girl I could shop for, I also browsed Halloween costumes thinking of all the costumes I’d create for her. I made her into a small monkey one year and an absolutely adorable chicken the next year. Then, at the [...]
Because I’m Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
by Amalah
Before we get to this week�s questions, I have a small public service announcement: There�s a rumor flying around via email and message boards that Bloomingdale�s is getting ready to launch their own line of cosmetics, and is temporarily offering the entire line at eyeslipsface.com for $1 apiece. Different versions of the “promo” may also [...]








