You can totally relate, right?
1. The moment you press “Complete Transaction” to order your son his Power Ranger outfit, he will decide to be Spiderman.
2. You will spend $10 on a cute candy bucket and your tween son will instead use your best pillowcase for trick or treating.
3. It’s really hard to explain to kids how the Halloween decorating budget got spent at Bloomingdales on really really cute wedges.
4. Your favorite kid is the one who can carve a pumpkin that looks like Ryan Gosling.