Didn’t you know that you don’t know ANYTHING about makeup, Mom? I mean, seriously. Eye roll. Foot stomp. Slam door. God!
It’s not always just the blues.
Like mail-order liposuction. Click for moar funnee.
Come peek at cork footbed technology!
How to prevent excess sweating on important — and hot and humid — days.
When you want sun, style and…easy access to le boobs.
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