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Quiz: Do You Need to Simplify Your Life? (+ $300 TargetGift Card Sweepstakes)

Mar12

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This post is underwritten by P&G.
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If you have a computer, you of course know that online quizzes are everywhere these days. “Which Disney Princess Are You?” “Which 80’s Band Are You?” “Which Hot Dog Topping Are You?” Just to name a few. So in the spirit of these non-stop quizzes, here is our version. You won’t find out what Cat Breed you are, but you might learn how to keep your home more tidy and how to keep your life more fun.

1. If you had a job title, it’d probably be

A) CEO of Organization
B) The President of the House
C) The Laundry Dork Who Cries A Lot

2. Your home decor can best be described as

A) Modern and airy
B) Comfortable with a little clutter
C) Season 3 of “Hoarders”

3. When putting an outfit together, you always

A) Match your shoes to your purse
B) Take off at least one accessory at the last minute
C) Draw inspiration from Miley Cyrus videos—WRECKING BALL, Y’ALL!

4. The one thing you always keep in your home office is

A) Files, labels and paper clips
B) A laptop with the latest software
C) Popsicles because you shoved all of your bills in the freezer when you didn’t want to pay them

5. The one part of housework you wish someone would make easier is

A) Nothing—it’s all easy
B) Knick-knack dusting
C) Washing five loads of laundry after “The Super Fun Time Family Stomach Flu Experience”

6. When it comes to meal planning, you

A) Keep a detailed list to use while grocery shopping
B) Always refer to the food pyramid
C) Open the pantry door and stick whatever falls on your foot into the oven

7. The best smelling part of your home is definitely

A) The linen closet
B) The sock drawers
C) You don’t understand this concept because you lost your sense of smell after you sniffed milk left in a sippy cup for five months straight

8. Your kids are known for always wearing

A) A coordinated outfit for each day of the week
B) The latest styles and fashions
C) Scuba flippers and the dog’s Halloween costume because who has time to finish the laundry when there are “Laverne and Shirley” episodes to binge watch?

9. The best way to keep your spare sheets fresh is by

A) Washing, drying, then ironing them
B) Storing them in a silk-lined box
C) Hahahaha! What are spare sheets?

10. When life gets overwhelming, you like to unwind with

A) A few deep breaths and yoga poses
B) A fun Girls’ Night
C) My best friends in the whole world, Ben and Jerry

Scoring

If you answered mostly A’s

You are a super organized person who likes to have a place for everything and everything in its place. And if it isn’t, you probably have a super weird involuntary tic thing happening. Maybe people even call you “Ye Olde Eye Twitcher.” Yes, your life is already simplified, but you can ensure it stays that way by picking up some mess-free, spill-free Tide Pods on your daily trip to Target. And then you’ll have even more time to iron your daughter’s Barbie clothes.

If you answered mostly B’s

Your spice rack and underwear drawer are probably both alphabetized and registered with the Library of Congress. You are never late and never flustered, which also means you are never fun. It’s all work, work, work with you, which is why you desperately need to free up an hour or so to goof off. (And de-alphabetize your undies.) And the best way to do that? Simple, time-saving Tide Pods, my friend.

If you answered mostly C’s

You might often be described as a “hot mess,” “a work in progress” or “the lady responsible for the accident, your Honor.” Your life definitely needs more order and structure and clean clothes, so obviously Tide Pods are the perfect solution for you and your family. Not only will you get your laundry done efficiently, but you’ll still have time to relax. And then you can put the dog’s Halloween costume—back on the dog.

Sweepstakes

Want to try Tide Pods so you can simplify your life? You can pick them up at Target, so we’re giving away a $300 Target GiftCard to one reader. Visit our sponsored post on Simplifying Laundry for our Busy Family and leave a comment on that post (NOT below) answering the question “What little things do you do that go a long way?”.  

The sweepstakes ends at 11:59:59 PM ET on March 31, 2014. A winner will be selected at random on April 1, 2014 and contacted via the email address associated with the comment left below.  The winner will have ten (10) days to respond and claim the prize.  Limit of one (1) entry per person, per blog, throughout the Sweepstakes period. The sweepstakes is only open to legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, who are at least 18 years of age or older as of date of entry (19 or older if a resident of Alabama or Nebraska). Other restrictions may apply so please review the complete sweepstakes rules, provided here.

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Wendi Aarons

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Wendi Aarons is an award-winning humor writer and blogger who lives in Austin, Texas with her husband and two sons. You can usually find her at Wendi Aarons, The Mouthy Housewives or starting fistfights near the 70% off rack at Target.


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