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"Be the Iguana, kid" (what you should say to your college-bound child) by Mir Kamin for Alphamom.com

“Be An Iguana” (a Pep Talk for Your College-Bound Kid)

By Mir Kamin

We’re in the final countdown, people. If you have a college-bound kid who graduated from high school this spring, chances are excellent they’re leaving home in the next month or so. You’ve researched, you’ve shopped, you’ve tried to figure out everything they’ll need, and you hope you’re ready.

This year—as my family approaches our second round through this particular gauntlet in as many years—I’ve got a new piece of Indispensable College Prep in my arsenal, thanks to a summer program my son is currently attending at his soon-to-be college home.

Now, let me back up a second. I think the following is applicable to every new college student, but for context, I’m happy to tell you a little bit about my particular teenagers in case you are new here and/or lest you assume they are either especially deficient or exceptionally amazing (I can assure you, despite my fondness for them both, they are neither). On the one hand, both of my teens are non-neurotypical and struggle with what often seems like more than their fair share of challenges, including learning disabilities. On the other hand, both of my teens were high-performers in high school, thanks to a combination of raw talent, hard work, IEP Plans, and lots of support. Both kids graduated at the tops of their classes; both kids were accepted to their desired colleges on academic scholarships. So far, it sounds like we had nothing to fear when it came time for college, right?

Welllllll… when my oldest headed off last year, we knew her particular set of issues meant her adjustment might be rockier than for a “regular” college freshman. We tried to focus on the areas where we assumed she would be weakest, with some successes (and yes, some no-way-we-could’ve-prepared-for-that failures). We all learned a ton, and my daughter’s growth in the last year still astonishes me. Given what we witnessed with her, and given my son’s own set of issues, when it came time to start figuring out his last summer before college, he opted for a “boot camp” type program at his university. We agreed it was a great choice. He’s almost done with the program, now, and it’s been a rollercoaster of triumphs and struggles, which was exactly what I think he needed before he embarks on his college career.

During the orientation for my son’s “boot camp” type program, one speaker showed us the following video:

When it was finished, he leaned even closer to the microphone than he’d been during his pre-video remarks.

“The students here are alllllllllll iguanas,” he said.

A nervous ripple of giggles spread through the audience.

“This program, and me, and the rest of the instructors? We’re the snakes. Homework? Snake. Tests? Snakes. Projects? More snakes.”

Another wave of laughter, this time a little more uncertain. The rest of his speaking time was an elaboration on how he believes this video is perhaps a perfect life metaphor, anyway, but is particularly illuminating for incoming college freshmen like ours. He rattled off some statistics, had students raise their hands in response to various questions (about things like their class rank), and then brought it all home, turning his focus to us parents:

“The students in this room have probably never experienced failure. Most of them have probably never even gotten a B. In high school, they were special. Here, they’re like everyone else. They’ve always worked hard and been rewarded for that hard work, and it turns out that life is more complicated than that. Life is full of snakes. Whether it’s the class that doesn’t curve or the material they can’t master right away, there will always be snakes chasing them. Parents, your job is to remind them to keep running. They think this program is about grades. That’s going to destroy them if they cling to that. This program is about giving them a toolbox.”

There was more, but you get the idea. Later on, during Q&A, a parent asked how to best support students who call home in distress. The same speaker nodded and leaned closer to the mic, and said,

“Remind them that they’re the iguana, and no matter how many snakes are on ’em, all that matters is that they get up and keep going.”

(He did give some specific questions to ask, too, but at the time we were both amused and somewhat perplexed by his obvious love for the iguana video.) As time has passed, I’ve come to believe this is brilliant, and here’s why:

Change is hard even when you want it, and it can feel like a lonely attack. Even the student who believes they’re 100% ready to take on college can and will have adjustment issue of one kind or another, and once one thing goes wrong, Murphy’s Law suggests a cascade of additional issues aren’t far behind. And even if they have friends and frequent contact with home—heck, even if they have normally unshakeable confidence—fear loves to whisper lies to the struggling. Coming here was a mistake, I’ll never recover from this, I don’t belong here, I can’t do it, I’m a disappointment, I can’t get ahead. We addressed all of this with my daughter before she left last year, and when the lows hit over and over (right on schedule!), I often felt like I was “making with the many words” of reassurance while she tuned out. As my son has struggled this summer, this video gave us a unique and succinct code: Get up, dude. You’re the iguana. Keep going.

Most high school students graduate having no idea how to study. Yes, even the kids with great grades. This is less applicable to kids who go to very rigorous high schools, but I don’t know a single student who didn’t comment either during or after their freshman year of college that they didn’t figure out how to study “the right way” (read: in a manner both thorough and efficient which is sustainable) until they had a few collegiate stumbles under their belt. I feel confident telling you that neither of my kids had any idea how to study at a collegiate level when they arrived at college, and that includes my youngest, who dual-enrolled at our local flagship university his senior year. “Learning to learn” is a phrase we use a lot around here. Sure, we warned them that there would be a “learning curve.” That’s too soft. We should’ve told them that said curve would feel like a horde of hungry snakes.

Life isn’t fair, and they think they already know that, but they don’t. It’s not until the first time they do everything they were supposed to and get a lousy exam grade, anyway (and maybe the professor announces a class average of 40 with a little too much glee…), that most college students have to come to grips with what they’re made of and what they want. The difficult (and somewhat nonsensical, but that’s a different story…) grading feedback in my son’s summer program was addressed repeatedly during orientation, with parents arguing that “it sounds like you’re setting them up for failure” and program staff replying that no, they’re setting the kids up for resilience. At the end of the day, any given grade matters a lot less than how your student responds to it, right? Snakes happen. Once the iguana figures out he’s outnumbered, does he go, “Well heck, that’s not fair, and I can’t possibly win, so I’ll lay down and die, I guess!”? He keeps running. The iguana can’t control the snakes. He can only control himself. Every indignant phone call about a perceived unfair failure has been met with a short period of listening and reflection (“I can hear you’re really frustrated and upset that you worked so hard and your grade doesn’t reflect that”) and a shift to a forward-moving mindset (“So what can you do now? How are you going to use this assignment to help you learn more/change your approach/build on for next time?”). No matter what it is, the conclusion is the same: You’re the iguana, and you can choose to keep going no matter how bleak it looks right now.

Show your incoming freshmen this video. Tell them to remember that no amount of snakes in their path mean they can’t keep going. It’s not the smartest kids who succeed at college—it’s the most resilient. Everything is a learning experience, if they’re open to it. I don’t think it’s an accident that at the end of the video, the iguana is way up at the zenith of the rocks. Think he would’ve gotten there just meandering around, if there hadn’t been any snakes…?

Be the iguana, kids.

Photo source: Depositphotos/trexec

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About the Author

Mir Kamin

Mir Kamin began writing about her life online over a decade ago, back when she was a divorced mom trying to raise two regular little kids and figure out what she wanted to be when she grew up. Now ...

Mir Kamin began writing about her life online over a decade ago, back when she was a divorced mom trying to raise two regular little kids and figure out what she wanted to be when she grew up. Now her life looks very different than it did back then: Those little kids turned into anything-but-regular teenagers, she is remarried, and somehow she’s become one of those people who talks to her dogs in a high-pitched baby voice. Along the way she’s continued chronicling the everyday at Woulda Coulda Shoulda, plus she’s bringing you daily bargain therapy at Want Not. The good news is that Mir grew up and became a writer and she still really likes hanging out with her kids; the bad news is that her hair is a lot grayer than it used to be.

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  • Susie

    Gah! Why did I let you make me watch that many snakes??? The metaphor is perfect, by the by. But I nearly threw my phone. *shudders forever*