Hold My Hand Mittens



Available online here at Chasing Fireflies. $58.


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8 Responses to “Hold My Hand Mittens”

  1. All Adither Nov 20 at 10:24 am Reply Reply

    Someone has way too much freaking time on their hands.

  2. velocibadgergirl Nov 21 at 8:23 am Reply Reply

    It took me a while to even figure out the logistics of this one, and now I’m wondering what happens when someone’s nose itches while walking outside wearing the mittens.

  3. Mommyofa2yearold Nov 21 at 8:46 pm Reply Reply

    My 2 year old wants to hold my hands constantly but she refuses to wear gloves in the winter, so I am thinking that this is just the thing we need.
    Now, I will admit that the price is way too high and I am not going to buy them because no gloves are worth $58. But I still think it’s an awesome idea and I might just make them myself :).

  4. mdvelazquez Nov 22 at 4:56 am Reply Reply

    But what happens when you have to scratch your watch and wind your butt?

  5. Kristin Nov 23 at 9:32 pm Reply Reply

    So, if you use both gloves, do you have to walk sideways down the walk while facing each other and “holding” both hands??

  6. foolery Nov 24 at 4:25 pm Reply Reply

    I would need two mittens with piggy-back mittens, or I’d have a fight on my hands (no pun intended). They already fight for free, so I’m ahead as it stands.

  7. Mary Nowak-Sturkie Aug 30 at 10:30 am Reply Reply

    Is there a pattern that can be purchased for these mittens?

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