Is it rude to tell guests what NOT to buy us?
What you need when you don’t actually need anything.
The “YOU MUST BUY THIS” people have claimed another terrified pregnant victim.
Yes. We’re still talking about this.
Overpriced doohickey or the future of modern parenting? Do I really need one? If so, which one?
Congratulations! You’re no longer the center of our universe! Here’s a t-shirt.
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