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Georgia Getz

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping...

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping the continent. When it’s finished, it will dust the lampshades.

Bossy writes Drive-thru Bossy for Alpha Mom. It’s a virtual window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy serves-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items are a Must-have. Some are a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary.

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Ree (the Other one)
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But some of them are wrapped in GOLD! She can crumble the wrapping and twist it through her ears… viola! Gold Earrings!

Barbara
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Isn’t that just what every mother wants?

Melanie
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See, if I were even willing to spend $65 on 18 pears, I wouldn’t need to get my mom a Mother’s Day gift because I would still be totally pissed at her for dropping me on my infant head those dozen (give or take) times.

foolery
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The perfect gift for the passive-aggressive mom: “How sweet! You gave me pears because I’m pear-shaped. How thoughtful.” Something for her to chew on all year long.