Dear Cal: Advice To My Teenage Daughter (Part 2)
This is the second installment in my new series “Dear Cal: Advice To My Teenage Daughter.” Click here to read the series introduction with advice on age and frenemies.
First, self-improvement involves a lot of hard work. I’m not really a fan of anything that can be described as “hard” or “work.” And second, as a parent, I try to lead by example. Not the good kind of example, but the bad kind. Allowing a child to witness the consequences of poor life choices is far more effective than just talking about the “right way” to live versus the “wrong way.” In our home, we refer to it as Education In Action.
My daughter, Cal, is pretty lucky. I’m committed to the Education in Action plan. One day, she will be able to look back and think, “Wow, my childhood was filled with a lot of excitement and magical learning opportunities.” A few recent Education in Action moments:
ALWAYS CARRY THE BASICS (cash, ID, stick of gum)
I carry very little cash with me. And by “little,” I mean none. Strangely, I always seem to have my punch card from our local smoothie shop handy. I’m not about to purchase a four dollar semi-nutritional beverage without getting credit for it. Also, free always tastes better. That 11th smoothie seems to hit the spot a little harder.
Recently, Cal and I were in an incident involving a parking garage. I had no cash and as much as I rifled through the coin tray and jammed my hands in every nook and cranny in the car, there was no way the pennies, gum wrappers, and a broken lapel pin were going to equal the five dollars I needed to exit. The parking attendant pointed to an ATM machine in the lobby before shrugging his shoulders and informing me that it was broken.
The nearest bank was several blocks away. On any other day, I would have claimed we were going on a short walking adventure, but it was raining and of course I did not have an umbrella.
I did what I thought was best: I called my husband, Harv, in the middle of a workday asking for five dollars. No explanation, just cross streets.
While we waited for Harv to arrive, I used those fifteen minutes to talk about the importance of ALWAYS carrying the basics: cash, an ID, and a stick of gum. All essential and all flat, making them easy to transport in any bag, wallet, or if need be, tucked into any sock.
“Why gum, Mommy?”
“Because bad breath is never okay.”
READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH
I am a very motivated starter. Unfortunately, my interest usually peters out very quickly.
Our basement is a tribute to all of my life’s hobbies and ambitions gone astray. I don’t get rid of anything because there is a small chance I may rekindle my passion for speed skating after Cal leaves for college. My page-a-day calendar from 2004 still displays the page from January 18.
I still have a hard time deciphering between the commitments that require follow-through and those that are not worth the energy, but I know this much is true: It is essential to read important documents, emails, and letters to the very end.
My reading attention span is short. If an email is longer than six sentences, my mind begins to drift. On several occasions, I have looked at multi-page waivers or other potentially life-altering documents and convinced myself that the really important things are on the first page and every page that follows requires a cursory skim.
On the scale of misguided thoughts, this ranks high.
In elementary school, Cal’s teacher emailed the class regarding an end of the year party and asked each family to send a treat for the celebration. Had I read all the way to the end of the message the first time, which stated at the end in BOLD that none of the goodies should contain nut products due to food sensitivities in a handful of students, I would not have made peanut butter cupcakes. From scratch.
Luckily, I happened to read the email a second time, and all the way through, right before going to bed. I made another batch of non-nut product cupcakes. From scratch. Until midnight.
I suppose I got my just des(s)erts.Published May 31, 2013. Last updated July 18, 2013.