How to Gross Out an Eight-Year-Old
By Brian of Looky, Daddy!
1. Kiss your spouse.
And tell him someday he’ll likely kiss his.
2. Skip the standards.
Mentioning snot, poop, farts, or even poopy farts won’t cut it. Try pus.
3. Explain how fish sticks are made.
Or hot dogs.
4. Show him his birthing video.
Don’t forget to turn up the volume.
5. Clean his face.
With a tissue moistened by your own spit.
Published January 9, 2009. Last updated June 21, 2018.