Advice Smackdown

Because Baby Snot Isn’t Good for Your Decolletage

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Because Your Friends Don’t Want to Talk About Bikini Waxes

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Because Babies & Purses Are Pretty Much the Only Things I Know Stuff About

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Because There is Nothing More Important Than Shoes, Except Maybe Dogs. Or Babies.

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Because I Seriously Doubt Many Bunny Rabbits Have Under-Eye Dryness Problems

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Because…Leggings? Seriously?

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Because “Classic” is Just Another Word for “Reruns”

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Because It’s Funny To Imagine Marlon Brando Screaming “Skincare! SKIIIINCARE!“

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Because Even I Get Tired of Talking About Foundation Sometimes

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Because Every Woman Deserves to Look Like Audrey Hepburn

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Because I Was Just Feeling Particularly Talky

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Because Handbags and Babies and Panties, Oh My!

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Because My Laptop Battery is About to Die ThisVerySecondWhoops

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Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do

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Because I Have Already Solved the World’s Foundation Problems

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Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures

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Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

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Because I Earned My Degree From Google University

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Because Y’all Are Clearly More Glamorously Fabulous Than Me

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Because I’ve Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here

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