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Georgia Getz

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping...

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping the continent. When it’s finished, it will dust the lampshades.

Bossy writes Drive-thru Bossy for Alpha Mom. It’s a virtual window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy serves-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items are a Must-have. Some are a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary.

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  • Oh, fer real! Total porn. Makes me think there’s some really bad dialogue going on in that laundry room.

  • Hmmm – it would have to be a red room to be porn. That room is like freakin’ heaven!

  • Jill

    Mine would look like that for about 10 minutes, then resort to normal

  • Oh. maw. gawd. I thought it was impossible to make me WANT to do laundry, but this picture has achieved just that.

  • So, what’s in that washer? Darks? Whites? I am so turned on right now.

  • I bet the laundry room didn’t look that good when it woke up the morning of the photo shoot.
    I know airbrushing, when I see it.

  • Oh, baby. It’s like a mountain-fresh fetish.
    (PS: I do read these, but I guess I need to comment.)

  • It’s practically X-rated porn for those of us who live in Canada and don’t have access to a Container Store. I would move to the States just for that reason alone!

  • If’n I HAD a laundry room, it would be all purty-like, and I’d paint it that fabulous color, too.

  • Anything designed to make us spend MORE time doing laundry has got to be from Hell. RUN, BOSSY, RUN! DON’T LOOK BACK OR YOU’LL TURN INTO A PILLAR OF TIDE!

  • That’s not porn- that’s Catholic. Cause it made me feel guilty as hell. Now to repent, I have to kick my kid out of her room so I have a room big enough to hold this perfect beautiful glorious organization.
    What would Tide do?

  • You mean I could make my basement laundry room look like that? Sign. Me. UP!

  • Just the idea of not having to drive somewhere to clean my clothes makes me feel tingly in my lady parts. That? That made me have to leave the room.

  • Porn? Seeing as there are no children living there, porn works!

  • we_be_toys

    I love the laundry room, but I would never want to use it – I would have bleach marks everywhere in a week!
    The Flintstones’ coffetable is a dead-on description – its completely ghastly AND horrifically over-priced, for such hideousness. The perfect accessory for those who have more money than brains/taste.

  • Bom chicka wah wah…
    It just needs a hot, scantily dressed man ironing and it’s totally my fantasy.
    Well, except those white canvas boxes on the top shelf. I can’t reach them and they’d get dusty and gross in my basement.

  • I give in. What’s “laundry”?
    When I told Mrs Farty I liked black underwear, she stopped washing mine.
    B’dum tsh!

  • I think I just had a tiny orgasm.

  • Mmmm…you’re making me all hot and bothered….

  • I think that top row of boxes is filled with the one sock that is left after the other one runs off to Mexico.

  • Dara

    When we bought our house, I insisted on gettting those front-loader W/D.
    I WANT THAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • **drool**

  • marn

    The Container Store online now ships to Canada:

  • Thanks for getting me all hot and bothered. 😉

  • “Seeing as there are no children living there…”
    Ahhh… you’re wrong — look at the drying rack — they have a tiny, color coordinated baby… 😉

  • I think this is pretty nice! 😀

  • Damn, that’s one super sorted laundry room. It’s also about the size of my apartment. LOL!