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Spanx Footless Pantyhose

Jun02

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Available online here at Spanx. $26.


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4 Responses to “Spanx Footless Pantyhose”

  1. mdvelazquez Jun 03 at 8:15 am Reply Reply

    They could make a small fortune on an upper body spanx.
    I don’t understand the purpose of footless pantyhose.

  2. Alias Mother Jun 03 at 9:44 am Reply Reply

    I like to ponder how stupid the model must have felt parading around in footless pantyhose and stripper shoes.

  3. All Adither Jun 03 at 10:18 am Reply Reply

    Let’s see a model that really needs that control top, and the pooch bulging out from the waistband. And then maybe I’ll consider them. But not really.

  4. foolery Jun 04 at 6:54 pm Reply Reply

    Ever put a rubber band around a loaf of bread? Because that’s what my calves would look like in Spanx footless pantyhose, I’m positive.
    Just what kind of clothing DOES go with this contraption?

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