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Georgia Getz

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping...

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping the continent. When it’s finished, it will dust the lampshades.

Bossy writes Drive-thru Bossy for Alpha Mom. It’s a virtual window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy serves-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items are a Must-have. Some are a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary.

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Comments

  • Ok, I snorted my gin and tonic out my nose with this one AND the tomato one. That STINGS!
    I just bought long underwear at REI. It does look like that. The poor art director didn’t have much to work with.

  • How the heck did someone take my picture without me knowing?

  • Ooooh. Leaves me speechless…

  • Oh I know what I was going to say. Momentum, baby.

  • Typically, when using a celebrity endorser like, oh, I dunno, a German women’s Olympic speed skating champion, it is useful to show the person’s face.
    Inga? Is that you?

  • The thing I don’t get is that they’re called momentum pants. Momentum pants? What? Your farts can actually propel you forward in these?

  • kym b

    Looks like they sold out directly after you posted this. Way to go, Bossy!