REI’s Cold-weather Workout Pants.



Winter Momentum Pants available here at REI online. $90.

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7 Responses to “REI’s Cold-weather Workout Pants.”

  1. Laurie Jan 09 at 12:21 am Reply

    Ok, I snorted my gin and tonic out my nose with this one AND the tomato one. That STINGS!
    I just bought long underwear at REI. It does look like that. The poor art director didn’t have much to work with.

  2. Momo Fali Jan 10 at 10:09 am Reply

    How the heck did someone take my picture without me knowing?

  3. Junebug Jan 10 at 10:51 am Reply

    Ooooh. Leaves me speechless…

  4. junebug Jan 10 at 10:52 am Reply

    Oh I know what I was going to say. Momentum, baby.

  5. Foolery Jan 10 at 12:17 pm Reply

    Typically, when using a celebrity endorser like, oh, I dunno, a German women’s Olympic speed skating champion, it is useful to show the person’s face.
    Inga? Is that you?

  6. kim at allconsuming Jan 10 at 6:06 pm Reply

    The thing I don’t get is that they’re called momentum pants. Momentum pants? What? Your farts can actually propel you forward in these?

  7. kym b Jan 10 at 10:08 pm Reply

    Looks like they sold out directly after you posted this. Way to go, Bossy!

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