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Georgia Getz

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping...

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping the continent. When it’s finished, it will dust the lampshades.

Bossy writes Drive-thru Bossy for Alpha Mom. It’s a virtual window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy serves-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items are a Must-have. Some are a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary.

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  • What I want to know is why anyone wants only “moderate” bounce control. I’m looking for something with “extreme” bounce control. What, truly, is the benefit of a moderate amount of bouncing? Unless you’re running in slow motion, a la Baywatch, I just don’t get it.

  • Bouncing is not a problem for Foolery. Back fat overspill and unauthorized use of third person tense are BIG problems for Foolery.

  • I think any straight male could expound on the benefits of “moderate bounce.”

  • Do they have anything with Superb Bounce Control? Ironclad Bounce Control? Plutonium-Grade Bounce Control?
    No? Bummer.