Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore
Should I dye my betty?
Sure! I guess. If you want. Curtains and drapes, and such.
Knock yourself…out…with that.
(Although you know what? After a solid week of Non-Stop Britney Spears Crotch Shots, I just can’t snark too hard on something that finally acknowledges that LADIES! IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE! Eesh.)