Because Anna Wintour Would Probably Sue

Hi Amy,
I recently moved to a smallish new city, and after three months, I finally put off the inevitable and went to get a haircut. I randomly chose a salon that looked established and I told the stylist that I wanted a jawline bob, like Anna Wintour, but without the bangs. She said she knew exactly what I wanted, I didn’t get Anna Wintour, I got what she called “kicky and modern” and “super low maintenance,