Harry & David’s Gift Boxes.



Available here online at Harry & David. 2 boxes of pears for $64.95

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4 Responses to “Harry & David’s Gift Boxes.”

  1. Ree (the Other one) May 08 at 8:45 am Reply

    But some of them are wrapped in GOLD! She can crumble the wrapping and twist it through her ears… viola! Gold Earrings!

  2. Barbara May 08 at 10:03 am Reply

    Isn’t that just what every mother wants?

  3. Melanie May 09 at 11:48 am Reply

    See, if I were even willing to spend $65 on 18 pears, I wouldn’t need to get my mom a Mother’s Day gift because I would still be totally pissed at her for dropping me on my infant head those dozen (give or take) times.

  4. foolery May 09 at 3:16 pm Reply

    The perfect gift for the passive-aggressive mom: “How sweet! You gave me pears because I’m pear-shaped. How thoughtful.” Something for her to chew on all year long.

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