Maybe She Is Definitely Not Born With It
by Amalah
Dear Amalah, Gee, you know what I think? I think you should break format one day and just randomly gush about a new product you’re using. That is what I think, although I also think you are pretty and you smell nice, even when you haven’t showered. Love, Amalah So about a month ago, I [...]
She’s Got Bette Davis Devil Eyes
by Amalah
Hi Amy, I’ve recently discovered this site and think it’s awesome!!! I’ve been reading the archives and done the search thing but not seen anything close to my problem so I’m hoping you can give me some help to my dilemma. It’s my eyes. They’re different colors. Seriously different. One is pale blue and the [...]
Because I Have Already Solved the World’s Foundation Problems
by Amalah
Hi Amy, I’m a 21 year old woman in college in Washington D.C. I’m currently dating a 23-year-old man who is working at a media company in the D.C. area. This is the first relationship for both of us. We’ve been together for 15 months and on paper we’re the perfect couple. He treats me [...]







