The (Preemptive) Undersupply Battle Plan
How I went from undersupply to Milk Machine the second time around.
How I went from undersupply to Milk Machine the second time around.
So you’ve got the baby to-do list under control — now take some time to pick up a few things for yourself.
What to do about overstepping parents, in-laws and other assorted assvice-givers during the stressful first months of parenting.
10 easy ways to help your mom help YOU in the early days after childbirth.
When did you first take your baby OUT PLACES? Did you have your doctor’s blessing or just your common sense?
A grandmother-to-be wants to know how to be a help after the baby arrives…instead of a pain in the butt.
Remembering everything you felt — or didn’t — when you first met your baby.
The messy emotional mess of deciding when to quit.
At some point, you may start thinking — dreaming! wishing! longing! — about leaving the house. By yourself, with your husband, partner, friends. Anywhere and spend two hours free of the fear that someone is going to vomit into your cleavage.
Having a baby can complicate your relationship with your parents and in-laws. Here’s a guide which identifies the more troublesome varieties of grandparents.
You’ve packed everything but the kitchen sink. But what if you’re out and you NEED THE KITCHEN SINK? (Yep, it’s time to relax and streamline.)
Is it worthwhile, a load of nonsense…or something akin to a medieval torture chamber?
What can I reasonably expect to get done during my maternity leave?
Amalah chats with Jonniker about colic, reflux and other things that turn your perfect newborn into a terrifying hellbeast.
Answer: YOU DO
…exercise? Get pregnant again? Eat sushi? A quick n’ dirty rundown of postpartum timetables.
That first time, I clung to that six-week no-sex window for as long as I could. The second time… not so much.
Okay, somebody probably did try to tell me, but I probably wasn’t paying attention. PAY ATTENTION, YOU!
Not enough milk, too much milk, or just about right? Just call me Goldiboobs and the Three Breastpump Settings.
I’m just a hunk, a hunk of burning boob.