Because Nobody Likes a Faker
by Amalah
We’re doing something a little different this week for a variety of rather boring reasons (but mostly to accomodate for my spectacular laziness), and spreading the questions out over a few days instead of posting one massive novel-like column on Wednesdays. And yeah, I KNOW, it’s the Wednesday Advice Smackdown, but back in the old [...]
Because I’m Not the Only Person Here Who Knows a Thing or Four
by Amalah
Before we get to this week�s questions, I have a small public service announcement: There�s a rumor flying around via email and message boards that Bloomingdale�s is getting ready to launch their own line of cosmetics, and is temporarily offering the entire line at eyeslipsface.com for $1 apiece. Different versions of the “promo” may also [...]
Because I’ve Got My AlphaFoxyMamas All Up In Here
by Amalah
I am extremely pleased to report that we have an entire ARMY of newly-minted AlphaFoxyMamas out there, standing by to assist you in all your beauty queries. I wanted a panel and lo, I now have a LEGION. People, I have MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. I have a PHARMACIST. I have girls with REALLY CUTE SHOES. Mwa [...]
Because Y’all Are Clearly More Glamorously Fabulous Than Me
by Amalah
Hi Amy, Cankles, big feet, and cold toes – that’s me from the knee down (or mid-thigh, it’s tough to tell). Zappo’s is lovely when you have a clue what you’re looking for but I am so terribly terribly inept at this whole thing. Tell me, Oh Great Amy From Inside My Computer, what shape [...]
Because I Earned My Degree From Google University
by Amalah
Today, I want to take you on an extra-special journey through the Mind of Amy, as I demonstrate my typical thought process as I read through a typical question. (Bold text is our intrepid question-asker-person, while everything in italics and parentheses is mine, as you know how much I love me some parentheses.) (Love!) Dearest, [...]
Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works
by Amalah
Amy, Ok, a few months ago I purchased the Two Faced Box of Chocolates and I LOVE it. Not only are the colors awesome but they all smell like chocolate. How can you go wrong!? Anyway, my main dilemma is that while I love these colors I never wear them because it’s a bit ridiculous [...]
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