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Week 2

Feb21

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pregnancy calendar (Weeks 1 & 2 are the same.  But from here on, all the other weeks are distinct.  Pinky promise.)

Your baby is:

  • A hope, a wish, a gleam in your eye.
  • Also does not actually technically exist yet.

You are:

  • Taking prenatal vitamins just in case.
  • Drinking all the wine in the house so it won’t go to waste.
  • Completely unaware that this is The Month.

Due to the craziness that is Pregnancy Math, by the time you actually conceive, you are already two whole weeks pregnant. So…congratulations! Only 38 more weeks to go. You’re doing GREAT!

While some of us are obsessive lucky enough to know our child’s conception date down to the minute, more often it’s a tricky thing to know for sure. Did you ovulate early or late? Was it that time on the couch or that night you both couldn’t sleep? In a few weeks an ultrasound will be able to give you a better idea of your embryo’s age, but it won’t change the countdown. The medical establishment prefers to shrug its shoulders and say, “Eff this, when did your last period start? Okay, so…that was Pregnancy Day One. Don’t argue.”

You might be charting, taking your temperature, peeing on ovulation predictor sticks, examining mucus. You might be holding your partner’s hand during an embryo transfer at the fertility clinic. You might just be kind of hoping, or going about things the old-fashioned way: passionate unprotected sex with a strapping young cabana boy named Marco. (Or passionate unprotected sex with your husband or boyfriend, whom I suppose could also be named Marco.)

No matter which way you go about it, I can tell you this: the best stuff is yet to come.

About the author

Amalah

http://www.amalah.com
Amalah is a pseudonym of Amy Corbett Storch. She is the author of the Advice Smackdown and Bounce Back. You can follow Amy's daily mothering adventures at Amalah. Also, it's pronounced AIM-ah-lah.

If there is a question you would like answered on the Advice Smackdown, please submit it to amyadvice@gmail.com.

Amy also documented her second pregnancy (with Ezra) in our wildly popular Weekly Pregnancy Calendar, Zero to Forty.

Amy is mother to rising first-grader Noah, preschooler Ezra, and toddler Ike.


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3 Responses to “Week 2”

  1. Farn May 09 at 11:16 am Reply Reply

    So the reason they use the first day of your last ladytime is because even if you know which sexy time did the trick, it could still be up to three days until your lady stuff meets up with his man stuff (conception), and then even longer than that until they find their way through your system to their resting place on your luscious uterine wall. :)

  2. Jessica Jan 18 at 1:44 pm Reply Reply

    Ive been trying to concieve for 3 months now with my fiance and it’s been a fail so far and a negative result is devastating.. this month I’ve been light headed, tired, naseaus, sore breasts,constipation and im at the day my period should show but nothing so far however I cramped 9dpo and a negative result and I cramped the day before my expected period. Could I be pregnant or is it pms

  3. Lissa Jun 10 at 6:43 am Reply Reply

    My husband’s name IS Marco!

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