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Sep12

Because I Earned My Degree From Google University

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Today, I want to take you on an extra-special journey through the Mind of Amy, as I demonstrate my typical thought process as I read through a typical question. (Bold text is our intrepid question-asker-person, while everything in italics and parentheses is mine, as you know how much I love me some parentheses.) (Love!) Dearest, […]

Sep11
Hats off (National Hat Month: best hats ever)

Hats off (National Hat Month: best hats ever)

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September is National Hat Month and you think I’m kidding but I’m not. Go ahead, send yourself an e-card to celebrate, I’ve sent a few to Logan, my husband, and I’ll tell you he loves getting e-cards to celebrate National Hat Month. I don’t really know how one celebrates National Hat Month, I suppose you […]

Sep08

The 2006 Video Music Yawnfest

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I do not know how to sit down and write this without sounding like a grumpy 80-year-old woman who hasn’t done any cuddling in the last twenty years, so I’ll just go ahead and get it out of the way: MTV is total crap. I’m well aware that I do not fit its target demographic […]

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Sep07
Be safe, but, you know, don’t overdo it. (National Baby Safety Month)

Be safe, but, you know, don’t overdo it. (National Baby Safety Month)

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September is National Baby Safety month. I was unaware of this because I no longer have babies and there’s no way to keep your kids safe, only babies. I think October is actually “National Give It Up Month: Sink Or Swim” Even when I had babies though, I tried to keep my head on straight […]

Sep05
Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

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Amy, Ok, a few months ago I purchased the Two Faced Box of Chocolates and I LOVE it. Not only are the colors awesome but they all smell like chocolate. How can you go wrong!? Anyway, my main dilemma is that while I love these colors I never wear them because it’s a bit ridiculous […]

Sep01
Get your juices flowing. (Back-to-School: best getting-ready-for-school books)

Get your juices flowing. (Back-to-School: best getting-ready-for-school books)

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Do you remember an orange juice commercial from the late 80′s where a family was getting ready to rush out on their day? Kids for school, parents for work all gathered around the table frantically eating breakfast? I have a vivid memory from the summer before eight grade, that Citrus Hill Select commercial seemed to […]

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