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Apr26
The Best Birth Announcements: a Round Up

The Best Birth Announcements: a Round Up

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I finished my daughter’s room on my actual due date. I failed to plan a birth announcement plans until she was home and I was so riddled with hormones the thought of sending out birth announcements seemed about as likely as ever taking a shower again. My husband is a graphic designer and loves to […]

Apr25
Bikini Waxing 101

Bikini Waxing 101

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From last week’s comments: I would enjoy some bikini wax advice. I mean really detailed info. How long does the hair need to be before it can be waxed? How long are you hair-free before it starts growing back? How flexible do you need to be to get waxed? Anything you can do to make […]

Apr24
Mother’s Day give aways: don’t give away your mother.

Mother’s Day give aways: don’t give away your mother.

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There are so many things moms want for mother’s day. Quiet. Chocolates. Valium. I’m a mother and I just want to win something for Mother’s Day and I’ve rounded up a few contests to enter. Some require someone besides you to talk about how great you are. But I think this will be an excellent […]

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Apr23
Just for the Record, I Also Do Not Paint His Toenails

Just for the Record, I Also Do Not Paint His Toenails

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Dear Amalah, Queen of Everything, I have a beauty question regarding baby hair. Your son and my son are only a few days apart in age so I figured that even though the Smackdown is usually geared towards those of us that are a little older than 1, you might have an answer to my […]

Apr20
Price Tag Cage Match Lite: Nail Polish

Price Tag Cage Match Lite: Nail Polish

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BUT FIRST! I have showered and brushed my teeth this morning. I am wearing hot jeans and an old white button-down shirt of Jason’s. The sun is shining and I’m meeting my best girlfriend for lunch with our boys, and in short, everything is returning to awesome. And I bet all your comments from Wednesday’s […]

Apr20

Welcome aboard HMS Princess Euphoria

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For the next two weeks, Wonderland by Alice Bradley will hereby be known as Blunderland by Jenn Mattern. I’m not a pundit, but I borrowed a winged maxi pad from Alice once, which led to this temporary gig while Alice is on brief hiatus. Most of the time I can be found weeping copious word […]

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