Hey, fat-obsessed America!
Last week I dared to take the I-will-take-no-stance stance, as I composed a please-let-me-offend-no-one, after-all-both-sides-have-a-point post. I’ve since recovered from my bout with objectivity, and I’m ready to judge someone, anyone. Like fat kids! Those underage slobs. I… I can’t. I can’t even joke, when it comes to the children. Why did God make me [...]
Sunsmacked
by Amalah
Amalah, My problem is that I am white – of the may-need-sunglasses-if-you-look-in-my-direction white. While that is not a problem in itself (no tanning for me, fake or otherwise – very much against my Australian culture), makeup for my face tends to be problematic. A light coat of a well matched liquid foundation gives me a [...]
Best Jokes for Kids: So, a priest, a rabbi and a panda bear walk into a bar…..
I started a mental collection of jokes to tell my kids after 62 sessions of “Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Poo Poo Head!” threatened to implode my head. For the uneducated, let me explain: Poo Poo Head is not a funny Knock Knock joke. At least not after the 30th time. Poo Poo Head can be [...]
Maybe She Is Definitely Not Born With It
by Amalah
Dear Amalah, Gee, you know what I think? I think you should break format one day and just randomly gush about a new product you’re using. That is what I think, although I also think you are pretty and you smell nice, even when you haven’t showered. Love, Amalah So about a month ago, I [...]
Seven sites I’m into for 2007
I thought it would be worthwhile to highlight the seven websites I predict I’ll read quite a bit in 2007. They’re blogs or they’re resources and they’re definitely tailored to what’s currently interesting to me. What sites do you think you’ll be reading a lot of in the coming year? Parent Hacks is “a collaborative [...]
About Us
by Isabel
Alpha Mom is a consumer lifestyle brand, new media and research company for moms and moms-to-be. It was founded and is run by Isabel Kallman, a mother to a 6 year old son. She has a blog on the site, Minding My Business. Even though Alpha Mom is New York-based, our writing contributors, product reviewers, [...]
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