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CB2 Vortex tree ornament. And greetings!

By Bossy

Hi! And welcome to Drive-thru Bossy, a virtual take-away window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy will serve-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items will be a Must-have. Some will be a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary. So take your foot off the accelerator and pass the catalogues!
Shall we begin?
This is CB2’s Vortex tree ornament.
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Available here at CB2 online. $4.95

About the Author

Georgia Getz

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping...

Bossy has been blogging since 1966. She struggled with the technology for the first few decades, but that resolved when they invented the Internet. Her humor blog, i am bossy, is currently sweeping the continent. When it’s finished, it will dust the lampshades.

Bossy writes Drive-thru Bossy for Alpha Mom. It’s a virtual window featuring stuff from the latest advertisement circulars. Every Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, Bossy serves-up various items and products currently available in the marketplace. Some items are a Must-have. Some are a Must-have-been-joking. But always Bossy is bringing the extra back to ordinary.

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Comments

  • Dara

    Mouth blown—hand blown. It’s all the same, ain’t it? Still work.
    Those balls are shiny….

  • Right Arm! No firewall here, I can add useless commentation.
    $4.95 for each bl*w j*b. Not too bad a deal but I try to stay away from Vortex. (or was that Spandex?)

  • We love mo’ BOSSY!
    She’s here, she’s there she’s everywhere.
    Love it.

  • Sex sells. Some poor schmuck will take that little mouth-blown gifty home thinking something completely inappropriate. I’m just glad I won’t be working in returns that day.
    Nice ornaments.

  • Kristin

    YEAH! More Bossy! Yippee, hurray, and all that. Plus, you’re right next to Dooce, up there. Maybe now you can get some love. (Except for the fact that she only posts here like, twice a year… so good luck.)

  • WOW, I was edited and I didn’t even use a curse word. Now that’s a first!
    And a little upsetting in this land of “Free Speach”, guess you don’t want me to return or send other potty mouths over to read.
    If the comment was so offending then don’t change my words just don’t post it.

  • Anytime I can get someone else to do the blowing I’m all for it. Congrats on your new gig, I can’t wait to read on.