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Dec05
Fight the Frump Report: Week 2 (and 3? what day is it? where am I?)

Fight the Frump Report: Week 2 (and 3? what day is it? where am I?)

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(A quick pre-actual-content aside: Why didn’t anyone TELL ME this dress was for sale? And for only $807,000! We could’ve gone halfsies!) So it’s taken a little longer than I expected, but I think I’m finally getting the hang of this whole “rise above the lure of the elastic waistband” thing. For the past five […]

Dec04
Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore

Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore

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Amalah, Should I dye my betty? http://www.bettybeauty.com/fun.html Shiz Uhhh. Sure! I guess. If you want. Curtains and drapes, and such. Knock yourself…out…with that. (Although you know what? After a solid week of Non-Stop Britney Spears Crotch Shots, I just can’t snark too hard on something that finally acknowledges that LADIES! IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO HAVE […]

Dec01

Because I Have Never Messed With Texas

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Hi Amy! Welcome to my hell. Hell consists of…. a. Spending your hard-earned Christmas vacay with your boyfriend’s never-before-met-family. b. Being told that his best friend (Sara) is the “Gold Standard” of women that his mother measures all others against. That’s, no lie, a direct quote. c. Having dinner with his ex-girlfriend and his best […]

Nov29
Because I Am Not Completely Irrelevant! Yet!

Because I Am Not Completely Irrelevant! Yet!

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Dear Amalah, My question relates to the skinny jeans I bought and then regretted because they make my bum look rather… well, enormous. I’m a UK size 10 so I’m not supermodel-skinny, but I’m not huge. I’m also quite short (5 foot 3 inches in my stocking soles). The jeans are just about wear-out-in-public-able, but […]

Nov27
Because It Pays to be a Shampoo Snob

Because It Pays to be a Shampoo Snob

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Dear Amalah, Lately, I have been having serious issues with my hair. It’s always been the main thing I spend my time on, beauty-wise, and that time used to pay off. For most of my life, I’ve taken great care of my hair, and subsequently it’s been beautiful and soft and shiny, even when I […]

Nov21

Intermission

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So it appears that I am taking the week off. Because of…Thanksgiving. Yes. That’s it. I have…giblets and such to deal with. And don’t even get me started on my napkin-folding issues. Ha. No, actually I’m selling my house and looking for a new one, and the whole process has turned out to be rather […]

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