Big Bridesmaids & Bigger Egos
by Amalah
I was wondering if you could tell me the best colors for bridesmaids to wear when they are all 2x and bigger in size. Thank You, Evelyn Not to put too fine a point on it, but have you considered asking your bridesmaids what color they’d prefer to wear? It’s super great that you’re thinking [...]
Death to Poochy
by Amalah
Dear She Who Rocks Most: Maybe you can help me out with a little beauty dilemma I’m experiencing. I had a baby back in July. I weighed a little (okay, a lot) more than I would have liked before I got pregnant. However, I didn’t really gain much (read: anything) while I was pregnant so [...]
When Perfume Attacks!
by Amalah
Dear Amalah, Hi! I recently found your advice column and I absolutely love it! I’m not a mom (yet) but I do have a question that I think you may be able to help me with. I hope. I dearly love perfume but it does not love me. Every time I think I’ve found the [...]
Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life
by Amalah
ohmygod! MYFACE! Ok, riddle me this batman. I seem to have GINORMOUS pores around my nose and chin that collect dirt and such. I use a face wash, toner and a water based moisturizer but I still seem to have these craters on my face. Any help shrinking these bad boys? Thanks so much! The [...]
Fight the Frump Report: Week 2 (and 3? what day is it? where am I?)
by Amalah
(A quick pre-actual-content aside: Why didn’t anyone TELL ME this dress was for sale? And for only $807,000! We could’ve gone halfsies!) So it’s taken a little longer than I expected, but I think I’m finally getting the hang of this whole “rise above the lure of the elastic waistband” thing. For the past five [...]
Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore
by Amalah
Amalah, Should I dye my betty? http://www.bettybeauty.com/fun.html Shiz Uhhh. Sure! I guess. If you want. Curtains and drapes, and such. Knock yourself…out…with that. (Although you know what? After a solid week of Non-Stop Britney Spears Crotch Shots, I just can’t snark too hard on something that finally acknowledges that LADIES! IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO HAVE [...]









