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Feb22
Week 5

Week 5

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Congratulations, you’re pregnant! So, it’s time to stop smoking, drinking, doing drugs and licking inner-city mailboxes, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Feb22
Week 4

Week 4

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Your baby is: Implanted snugly in the rich lining of your delicious uterus. Still less than a millimeter long. Seriously, a MILLIMETER. Go pull out a ruler and wrap your mind around that. I will wait. Okay, that little millimeter is growing three different cell layers already — the ectoderm, endoderm and mesoderm. In case […]

Feb22
Week 3

Week 3

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Your baby is: A rogue band of cells, a’huntin’ and a’feudin’ and rapidly dividin’ while traveling the wilds of your fallopian tube, headed towards the uterine promised land. About the size of the head of a pin. Possibly already the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. You are: Still pretty clueless. Welcome to the two-week wait! […]

Feb22
Trying to Conceive: Irregular Periods After Birth Control

Trying to Conceive: Irregular Periods After Birth Control

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Oh Dear! Amy… I have a dilemma and I honestly have no one to turn to… I went on the pill when i was 17, switched to a different pill, and then a different… blaming weight gain and other things on the pill. Then I changed to the ring which I neither loved, nor hated… […]

Feb21
Week 2

Week 2

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(Weeks 1 & 2 are the same.  But from here on, all the other weeks are distinct.  Pinky promise.) Your baby is: A hope, a wish, a gleam in your eye. Also does not actually technically exist yet. You are: Taking prenatal vitamins just in case. Drinking all the wine in the house so it […]

Feb21
Week 1

Week 1

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Your baby is: A hope, a wish, a gleam in your eye. Also does not actually technically exist yet. You are: Taking prenatal vitamins just in case. Drinking all the wine in the house so it won’t go to waste. Completely unaware that this is The Month. Due to the craziness that is Pregnancy Math, […]

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