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Pregnancy
Aug05
Week 29

Week 29

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Your Baby: Is big and strong enough to resemble a sinister alien thrashing around your abdomen, as my husband kindly pointed out recently, upon noticing a rouge pointy elbow jabbing up and down around my belly button. Is sucking up every drop of calcium you can provide as his or her bones continue to harden […]

Jul29
Week 28

Week 28

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Your Baby: Continues to get a longer and fatter by the day. Shocking, I know. His or her weight has actually doubled in the past month alone, which is why you’ve probably gotten comments about “popping” recently. Weight is around 2.5 pounds right now, which (if you’re like me, gazing in horror and your inside-out […]

Jul22
Week 27

Week 27

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Your Baby: Hey! Remember when I told you your baby was as big as a gummy bear? Oh, about 19 or 20 weeks ago? Now imagine a two-pound, 15-inch-long gummy bear. Yep. Eyelids (which have been fused since 11 or 12 weeks) can now open and close. You: Are officially in the third trimester! Feel […]

Jul17

The Perfect Postpartum Wardobe

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Hey Amalah/Amy; I’m a new reader, but enjoying your sass/honesty/poop jokes tremendously. Here’s my question: I’m 32 wks pregnant with my first baby (stretch marks already, what’s up with that? but not my question). But I am looking for what cute but comfy clothes to wear in the hospital and the first few days at […]

Jul15
Week 26

Week 26

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Your Baby: Is almost two pounds. Celebrate this milestone with a two-pound box of chocolates. You know, in order to really get a good VISUAL. Remember those early bubbly butterfly kicks? Yeah. Those have been replaced by something akin to a rabid mongoose flippin’ out inside a burlap sack. If you DO occasionally feel smaller, […]

Jul09
Week 25

Week 25

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Your Baby: Weighs about 1 1/2 pounds and is 13 1/2 inches long. Is growing more hair, with a distinctive color and texture and everything. You: Have a uterus the size of a soccer ball. Have probably noticed a decent increase in your belly size over the past few weeks — your fundal measurements (the […]

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