The Paris Hilton How-To Kit, Ages 5 and up.
Amalah’s a veteran at making the grandparents (and thousands of Internet aunties) bawl their eyes out every year. Today, she shares some of her secrets.
Starter house perfect for first-time owners! Click through for more funny.
Drives like a car! A car with no roof or doors. Or heat.
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A playmate you can really push around.
Turkey without the dressing.
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