Chris Jordan

I Never Knew I’d Have So Much to Say About Toilet Paper, Then I Had Kids

By Chris Jordan

I always hear people complain that their family members can’t seem to change the roll of toilet paper when it runs out. I don’t have that problem. It was solved the one time my head spun around in a full circle and pea soup spewed from my mouth, frightening my children into submission. I do have a different toilet paper problem, one for which I can’t manage to muster as much outrage. See for yourself…

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