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Sep12

Because I Earned My Degree From Google University

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Today, I want to take you on an extra-special journey through the Mind of Amy, as I demonstrate my typical thought process as I read through a typical question. (Bold text is our intrepid question-asker-person, while everything in italics and parentheses is mine, as you know how much I love me some parentheses.) (Love!) Dearest, […]

Sep05
Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

Because Lip Gloss Baby Lip Gloss is Pretty Much the Way My Mind Works

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Amy, Ok, a few months ago I purchased the Two Faced Box of Chocolates and I LOVE it. Not only are the colors awesome but they all smell like chocolate. How can you go wrong!? Anyway, my main dilemma is that while I love these colors I never wear them because it’s a bit ridiculous […]

Aug29

Because I Have Been Just WAITING For the Chance to Whip Out Some Wedding Pictures

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Hi Amy, I wrote you AGES ago asking about how to get a Coach bag on discount, and then school kicked in and I promptly forgot to check back on your site for the advice. So imagine my surprise when I went back the other day, searched in your archives, and discovered that you answered […]

Aug22

Because I Have Already Solved the World’s Foundation Problems

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Hi Amy, I’m a 21 year old woman in college in Washington D.C. I’m currently dating a 23-year-old man who is working at a media company in the D.C. area. This is the first relationship for both of us. We’ve been together for 15 months and on paper we’re the perfect couple. He treats me […]

Aug16
Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do

Because Nobody Else Wants to Discuss Your Hair As Much As I Do

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BUT FIRST: I’ve gotten quite a few requests for clarification about the Not Curly But Sort-Of Bendy hairstyle I described two weeks ago. For some reason, the brilliant bit of prose: "don’t open the “flappy”thing" confused a couple people. I mean, really. Anyway, funny story! I’d actually taken pictures of the technique with the idea […]

Aug08
Because Dubious Hodgepodge Would be a Great Name for a Rock Band

Because Dubious Hodgepodge Would be a Great Name for a Rock Band

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BUT FIRST, LET ME GET ALL META ON YOUR ASS With a question from…me! Whoa. Dear Amalah, Do you have any words of advice for future question submitters about how they can help YOU help THEM? Also, why do all your pop culture references date from before 1999, you big fat lame-o? Amalah Yes! I […]

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