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Dec13

Death to Poochy

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Dear She Who Rocks Most: Maybe you can help me out with a little beauty dilemma I’m experiencing. I had a baby back in July. I weighed a little (okay, a lot) more than I would have liked before I got pregnant. However, I didn’t really gain much (read: anything) while I was pregnant so […]

Dec11
When Perfume Attacks!

When Perfume Attacks!

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Dear Amalah, Hi! I recently found your advice column and I absolutely love it! I’m not a mom (yet) but I do have a question that I think you may be able to help me with. I hope. I dearly love perfume but it does not love me. Every time I think I’ve found the […]

Dec08
Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life

Because Pothole Pore-Pocked is No Way to Go Through Life

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ohmygod! MYFACE! Ok, riddle me this batman. I seem to have GINORMOUS pores around my nose and chin that collect dirt and such. I use a face wash, toner and a water based moisturizer but I still seem to have these craters on my face. Any help shrinking these bad boys? Thanks so much! The […]

Dec05
Fight the Frump Report: Week 2 (and 3? what day is it? where am I?)

Fight the Frump Report: Week 2 (and 3? what day is it? where am I?)

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(A quick pre-actual-content aside: Why didn’t anyone TELL ME this dress was for sale? And for only $807,000! We could’ve gone halfsies!) So it’s taken a little longer than I expected, but I think I’m finally getting the hang of this whole “rise above the lure of the elastic waistband” thing. For the past five […]

Dec04
Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore

Because Nothing Surprises Me Anymore

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Amalah, Should I dye my betty? http://www.bettybeauty.com/fun.html Shiz Uhhh. Sure! I guess. If you want. Curtains and drapes, and such. Knock yourself…out…with that. (Although you know what? After a solid week of Non-Stop Britney Spears Crotch Shots, I just can’t snark too hard on something that finally acknowledges that LADIES! IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO HAVE […]

Dec01

Because I Have Never Messed With Texas

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Hi Amy! Welcome to my hell. Hell consists of…. a. Spending your hard-earned Christmas vacay with your boyfriend’s never-before-met-family. b. Being told that his best friend (Sara) is the “Gold Standard” of women that his mother measures all others against. That’s, no lie, a direct quote. c. Having dinner with his ex-girlfriend and his best […]

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